Waitress: Hi! What can I get for you today?
Me: I'd like some freedom fries, please, hold the arrogance.
Waitress: Sorry, we just made a fresh batch and have already sprinkled arrogance all over them.
Me: Okay, then, if that's all you've got ...
Waitress: Would you like a side of propaganda with that?
Me: Oh, it's separate? I thought it came with ...