Halloween Hoochimama
One of the many joys of having a child: Halloween candy.
One of the many joys of having two children: Twice the Halloween candy.
Muuooohaaaahaaahaaahaa (evil hopped-up-on-mini-Snickers-bars laugh).

Sidenote: I suppose a logical person would think, "I'm sure raising two children and sending them to college is quite a bit more expensive than splurging for the bag of mini Snickers bars at the supermarket." My response: I am one of "those" mothers who evilly gives out raisin boxes and fruit snacks trying to improve the teeth and health of the next generation (and because I'm allergic to sulfites, which are in chocolate), so when candy bars infiltrate the household, it is cause for curses (by me) and celebration (by the children and husband ... and me secretly) simultaneously.
Sidenote 2: Those of you who know about my sulfite allergy must be wondering how I am able to type this right now knowing I am hopped up on mini Snickers bars and probably scratching my fingers like a crazy person. It has taken me 20 minutes to write this.